You have broadband, but no firewall? Ouch, that's just asking for a virus attack! We'll help you with firewalls, spyware, adware, and pop-up removal, anti-virus software, etc. etc. etc. If your computer has already been infected, we'll clean it up, and put it back together.
You've finally gotten your wireless network, but didn't mean to be sharing your computer with everyone in the household, much less you neighbors or passers-by?